"I did 12 UCI weekends this year, that's roughly 22 races because a few of weekends were only one day. And I can only remember three races where I didn't crash. That means I crashed nineteen times this season. At least, maybe more. The thing is I'm really bad at handling my bike, on dirt. I'm great on the road but I'm new to cyclocross. So now what happens is I get really excited if I just don't crash, like regardless of where or how I finish. And today I didn't crash, not once, for the whole entire race. So for me, today is a success! This race is right up there with my other three crash-free races this season."
Oh and there was this lady in this one corner yelling at me, "GO MANUAL FOR SPEED!" Every single lap.